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My Daughter was learning Welsh at Ysgol Meithrin

The song goes-
'Clap Clap, un, dau tri' [clap clap, one , two , three]
'Clap clap, un, dau tri'

S-R. sang- "Clap Clap, in a tree !"

Skeleton

James asked- "What's a funny bone?"

Answer- "A skeleton that tells jokes!"

In The Woods

Me- "Look Lisa there's a bee in his hive probably making honey."

Lisa-"Yeah in his kitchen !"

The Future

Vincent-"Is it tommorow yet ?"