Baby or Cake?

A teacher friend who is pregnant and beginning to look pregnant, was asked by one of her young pupils:

Pupil: “What’s that lump?”
Teacher: “It’s a baby inside my tummy”
Pupil: “Don’t be silly it’s not a baby it’s cake”!!

A Simple Stick

Question-A little boy called Stephen asked “What’s thin and sticky?”


Answer- “A stick!!”

Standing Next to A Fan

A friend told me she took her son to a football match,

Tom Said:- "I'm so hot I need to stand next to a fan!"

They fell about laughing.
[plenty of fans at a football match]

Where's Felixstowe?

My daughter had a classmate called Felix and she told me this story one day-

The teacher asked in a lesson:- "Where is Felixstowe"?

A child answered :-"On the end of Felix's foot.!!

Nearly right

One day I was doing a quiz whilst childminding,

Me- Name four animals in the cat family?

Child- Mummy cat, daddy cat and two kittens!

Misinterpretation

Father: “Well John did you get a good place in the exams?”

John: “Yes Dad right by the radiator”!!

A Reading Lesson

Teacher: What are you reading Sarah?
Sarah: I don't know
Teacher: But you are reading aloud
Sarah: I know but I'm not listening