Friday, 30 January 2009

Nearly right

One day I was doing a quiz whilst childminding,

Me- Name four animals in the cat family?

Child- Mummy cat, daddy cat and two kittens!

Monday, 19 January 2009


Father: “Well John did you get a good place in the exams?”

John: “Yes Dad right by the radiator”!!

Friday, 9 January 2009

A Reading Lesson

Teacher: What are you reading Sarah?
Sarah: I don't know
Teacher: But you are reading aloud
Sarah: I know but I'm not listening