Ninja Turtles

Paula added on November 14, 2008

When my son was playing Ninja Turtles with imaginary friends,
he said and I quote:" I will kill you, but we are friends though." He is now 21 years old and we still say that to him at opportune moments.

President Who?

Sue Nadel sent in this entry on November 13, 2008
Presidents' weekend was approaching, so my nephew's pre-school teacher asked the class if anyone knew who George Washington was. My nephew proudly raised his hand and declared, "he's a bridge!"

Lergic or Allergic?

S.R.C. wrote.
"I've got a Lergic."!!

A Long Way To Row

Rita told me, of when she was saying farewell to some friends emigrating to Australia a number of years ago.
Her Daughter, who had spent the day in a park being rowed on a boating lake, said "but who is going to do the rowing"

Spain

Fay Says-
I asked my four year old Grandaughter if they spoke Spanish at her hotel on her recent holiday to Majorca. No she said they spoke properly!!!!

Shrewsbury

We were going on a shopping trip.

My daughter said- "Are we going to Strawberry?"

Me- "No the town is called Shrewsbury!"

Take-Away

When I was a child I went into our local fish and chip shop, I was so shy, but being really brave I asked for a bag of 'chish and pips'.

It was so funny at the time, and still makes me giggle when I think of it now

Falling Leaves

Me- "Look at the leaves falling off the trees" ...

Clare- "Yes a fireman will have to come and climb on his ladder and put more leaves back on."

Pockets

Helen- "I'm going to wear my coat tomorrow. If I feel grumpy I can put my hands in the pockets and then I somehow feel better!"

Incorrect Translation

My Daughter was learning Welsh at Ysgol Meithrin

The song goes-
'Clap Clap, un, dau tri' [clap clap, one , two , three]
'Clap clap, un, dau tri'

S-R. sang- "Clap Clap, in a tree !"

Skeleton

James asked- "What's a funny bone?"

Answer- "A skeleton that tells jokes!"

In The Woods

Me- "Look Lisa there's a bee in his hive probably making honey."

Lisa-"Yeah in his kitchen !"

The Future

Vincent-"Is it tommorow yet ?"

Road Safety

Sarah - "Look right, look left, then you get run over!!"

From Helen

Heaven

Fay wrote at 7:25pm on June 28.

Collecting my son from his last session of playschool before moving to Torbay,I was informed he had told his friends"he was going to live in Heaven"!!!

Hairdressers

Stevie wrote at 5:49pm on July 20.

At the hairdressers a 5 year old was asked the question: "how do you want me to cut it?"
She replied: "Long."

Paul

Me-"I'm a female,lady,women,girl."

Paul-"No your'e Hazel.!!"

Charlie /Adam /Jill

Charlie-"I,m going to make some beer."

Me-"How do you do that Charlie?"

Charlie-"You put a beer bag in a cup,then add water!"

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Adam-"Where does your Mummy live?"

Me-"Devon"

Adam-"Is she dead then?"

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Jill-"My knew schools broken!"

Me-"You mean broken up!"

Jill-"Yes it will be mended when I go back next week."

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