Baby or Cake?

A teacher friend who is pregnant and beginning to look pregnant, was asked by one of her young pupils:

Pupil: “What’s that lump?”
Teacher: “It’s a baby inside my tummy”
Pupil: “Don’t be silly it’s not a baby it’s cake”!!

A Simple Stick

Question-A little boy called Stephen asked “What’s thin and sticky?”


Answer- “A stick!!”

Standing Next to A Fan

A friend told me she took her son to a football match,

Tom Said:- "I'm so hot I need to stand next to a fan!"

They fell about laughing.
[plenty of fans at a football match]

Where's Felixstowe?

My daughter had a classmate called Felix and she told me this story one day-

The teacher asked in a lesson:- "Where is Felixstowe"?

A child answered :-"On the end of Felix's foot.!!

Nearly right

One day I was doing a quiz whilst childminding,

Me- Name four animals in the cat family?

Child- Mummy cat, daddy cat and two kittens!

Misinterpretation

Father: “Well John did you get a good place in the exams?”

John: “Yes Dad right by the radiator”!!

A Reading Lesson

Teacher: What are you reading Sarah?
Sarah: I don't know
Teacher: But you are reading aloud
Sarah: I know but I'm not listening

Ninja Turtles

Paula added on November 14, 2008

When my son was playing Ninja Turtles with imaginary friends,
he said and I quote:" I will kill you, but we are friends though." He is now 21 years old and we still say that to him at opportune moments.

President Who?

Sue Nadel sent in this entry on November 13, 2008
Presidents' weekend was approaching, so my nephew's pre-school teacher asked the class if anyone knew who George Washington was. My nephew proudly raised his hand and declared, "he's a bridge!"

Lergic or Allergic?

S.R.C. wrote.
"I've got a Lergic."!!

A Long Way To Row

Rita told me, of when she was saying farewell to some friends emigrating to Australia a number of years ago.
Her Daughter, who had spent the day in a park being rowed on a boating lake, said "but who is going to do the rowing"

Spain

Fay Says-
I asked my four year old Grandaughter if they spoke Spanish at her hotel on her recent holiday to Majorca. No she said they spoke properly!!!!

Shrewsbury

We were going on a shopping trip.

My daughter said- "Are we going to Strawberry?"

Me- "No the town is called Shrewsbury!"

Take-Away

When I was a child I went into our local fish and chip shop, I was so shy, but being really brave I asked for a bag of 'chish and pips'.

It was so funny at the time, and still makes me giggle when I think of it now

Falling Leaves

Me- "Look at the leaves falling off the trees" ...

Clare- "Yes a fireman will have to come and climb on his ladder and put more leaves back on."

Pockets

Helen- "I'm going to wear my coat tomorrow. If I feel grumpy I can put my hands in the pockets and then I somehow feel better!"

Incorrect Translation

My Daughter was learning Welsh at Ysgol Meithrin

The song goes-
'Clap Clap, un, dau tri' [clap clap, one , two , three]
'Clap clap, un, dau tri'

S-R. sang- "Clap Clap, in a tree !"

Skeleton

James asked- "What's a funny bone?"

Answer- "A skeleton that tells jokes!"

In The Woods

Me- "Look Lisa there's a bee in his hive probably making honey."

Lisa-"Yeah in his kitchen !"

The Future

Vincent-"Is it tommorow yet ?"