Take-Away

When I was a child I went into our local fish and chip shop, I was so shy, but being really brave I asked for a bag of 'chish and pips'.

It was so funny at the time, and still makes me giggle when I think of it now

Falling Leaves

Me- "Look at the leaves falling off the trees" ...

Clare- "Yes a fireman will have to come and climb on his ladder and put more leaves back on."

Pockets

Helen- "I'm going to wear my coat tomorrow. If I feel grumpy I can put my hands in the pockets and then I somehow feel better!"

Incorrect Translation

My Daughter was learning Welsh at Ysgol Meithrin

The song goes-
'Clap Clap, un, dau tri' [clap clap, one , two , three]
'Clap clap, un, dau tri'

S-R. sang- "Clap Clap, in a tree !"

Skeleton

James asked- "What's a funny bone?"

Answer- "A skeleton that tells jokes!"