A teacher friend who is pregnant and beginning to look pregnant, was asked by one of her young pupils:
Pupil: “What’s that lump?”
Teacher: “It’s a baby inside my tummy”
Pupil: “Don’t be silly it’s not a baby it’s cake”!!
Friday, 24 April 2009
Tuesday, 31 March 2009
A Simple Stick
Question-A little boy called Stephen asked “What’s thin and sticky?”
Answer- “A stick!!”
Answer- “A stick!!”
Labels:
Humour
Monday, 16 March 2009
Standing Next to A Fan
A friend told me she took her son to a football match,
Tom Said:- "I'm so hot I need to stand next to a fan!"
They fell about laughing.
[plenty of fans at a football match]
Tom Said:- "I'm so hot I need to stand next to a fan!"
They fell about laughing.
[plenty of fans at a football match]
Monday, 16 February 2009
Where's Felixstowe?
My daughter had a classmate called Felix and she told me this story one day-
The teacher asked in a lesson:- "Where is Felixstowe"?
A child answered :-"On the end of Felix's foot.!!
The teacher asked in a lesson:- "Where is Felixstowe"?
A child answered :-"On the end of Felix's foot.!!
Labels:
Humour.
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